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The Zamo the Destroyer Show #208
No show last week because the chimps needed shunning and nose-thwacking on account of the rain. Also because Technical Support Monkey refuses to borrow her brother’s AR-15 and shoot Ig a bear fur blanket because she’s lazy, just like her whole damn clan.
Unfortunately, Chimpette isn’t lazy when it comes to making annoying noise, and refuses to listen to Zamo’s suggestion to learn to play cello instead.
In other news, Mr. Hydell and Millie went to visit the ocean (or as Zamo calls it, the whales’ toilet) in Tofino, and Zamo’s snooping leads to the unfortunate discovery of the horrors of ‘naked yoga’ on YouTube.
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The Zamo the Destroyer Show #207
Zamo spends St. Patrick’s Day heckling Technical Support Monkey as she watches some dumb chimp concert on YouTube that she keeps insisting isn’t Duran Duran.
Along the way, Zamo learns about the Breeding Season Orange Men of Ireland, who Iggy supposes will make for a back-up plan for marrying off Chimpette if she fails to homewreck a rich man monkey or if Zamo fails to sell her to Jeff from Ojai.
Furthermore, Zamo rebukes Chimpette for ‘playing the flute’ all around town.
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