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Zamo spends St. Patrick’s Day heckling Technical Support Monkey as she watches some dumb chimp concert on YouTube that she keeps insisting isn’t Duran Duran.
Along the way, Zamo learns about the Breeding Season Orange Men of Ireland, who Iggy supposes will make for a back-up plan for marrying off Chimpette if she fails to homewreck a rich man monkey or if Zamo fails to sell her to Jeff from Ojai.
Furthermore, Zamo rebukes Chimpette for ‘playing the flute’ all around town.
The chimps have yet again offended the Sun God, leading to several inches of snow and some severe nose-thwackings with rolled up newspapers as Zamo doles out divine retribution on behalf of the Sun God.
Except for Technical Support Monkey, who refuses to come over to Georgie’s house to get her punishment, even when Zamo insists her favourite rock stars are visiting at Georgie’s house and desperate to “make sweet monkey love” to Chimpette.
In other news, it’s Valentine’s Day and unfortunately Georgie and Pierre refuse to take their “sweet monkey love” to a sleazy motel instead.