Jeff from Ojai
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No show last week due to Zamo needing to shun Technical Support Monkey for her impudence in trying to blame the Sun God for her curtains catching fire (after Iggy was done whipping her with her own iPhone charger cable, of course).
In other news, Technical Support Monkey’s sudden interest in jazz might lead to Zamo being able to squeeze a higher “matchmaker fee” out of Jeff from Ojai, and Chimpette has acquired a new redheaded Barbie that Zamo found sitting in Squeaky Simon Man-Barbie’s lap… but Technical Support Monkey insists that doesn’t actually mean anything.
Meanwhile, Technical Support Monkey and Zamo argue about what Jeff really meant when he told Iggy that Chimpette ought to make sure her rugs and curtains all match.
There’s a census in stupid frozen Canada this week and Zamo’s up in arms about not being counted when neither Georgie nor Technical Support Monkey will let Iggy fill out their census forms for them.
In other news, Technical Support Monkey just can’t seem to show any gratitude for the way Zamo improved her wardrobe by disposing of the clothes Jeff from Ojai doesn’t approve of.