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Technical Support Monkey’s brother has returned to Mexico and this time Zamo managed to give the list of all the deadbeat loser iguanas who owe Zamo money directly to him, so in theory Iggy’s gonna get paid.
In other news, Georgie and Dr. Horton are conspiring to get Zamo in for a vet check-up and Technical Support Monkey is still a heathen who refuses to accept Zamo as her Lord and Savior.
It’s been a frustrating week for Zamo. Not only has Technical Support Monkey refused to get an extended cable TV package, but she’s refusing to hand over the green alpaca wool scarf she’s knitting to add to Iggy’s collection of blankies.
Even worse, the Green Party reneged on their promise to make Zamo their candidate in the recent election and none of the humans are turning green from their recent bout of rabies shots.
And don’t get Ig started about the recent rains.