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Millie is packing up and getting ready to start shacking up with Mr. Hydell and Zamo wants Georgie and Pierre to move into Millie’s old tiny house, leaving the main house all to Zamo.
In other news, Technical Support Monkey insists her growing collection of Barbies is for a work project. She also insists she doesn’t have a Squeaky Simon man-Barbie doll—despite all evidence to the contrary.
It turns out that Jeff from Ojai has a thing for cheerleaders, so in the interests of squeezing him for a higher ‘matchmaker fee’ Zamo sets about finding a nice green cheerleader costume for Technical Support Monkey.
Along the way, Zamo discovers that ‘the least cheerful chimp Iguana ever met,’ Georgie, was a cheerleader and, for reasons Zamo can’t fathom, Pierre really really really wants to see Georgie in her old high school cheerleader uniform.