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Technical Support Monkey’s squirrel infestation continues, yet she and her dad still refuse to pay Zamo the low, low price of $600 to have Zamo’s frog slave Hoppy catch and remove the squirrel.
Chimpette is even so petty as to complain about how the price would have only been $500 two weeks ago, but she clearly has no understanding of how overhead such as Zamo’s administrative fees impact pricing.
The Lord hath punished Technical Support Monkey with a squirrel infestation in her attic, and it’s going to cost her $500 to solve the problem.
Unfortunately, Chimpette is insisting on paying that money to an exterminator instead of paying Zamo to catch the squirrels and scramble their brains to create a Zombified Squirrel Army.