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The Zamo the Destroyer Show #202

The chimps have yet again offended the Sun God, leading to several inches of snow and some severe nose-thwackings with rolled up newspapers as Zamo doles out divine retribution on behalf of the Sun God.

Except for Technical Support Monkey, who refuses to come over to Georgie’s house to get her punishment, even when Zamo insists her favourite rock stars are visiting at Georgie’s house and desperate to “make sweet monkey love” to Chimpette.

In other news, it’s Valentine’s Day and unfortunately Georgie and Pierre refuse to take their “sweet monkey love” to a sleazy motel instead.

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The Zamo the Destroyer Show #200

This week is the 200th episode of the show, but Zamo’s not celebrating, what with the cold temperatures and the only flowers to be found being inedible and poisonous ones like hellebores. Which for some reason inspire Technical Support Monkey to write quasi-competent poetry (but which would be so much better if it was about tasty treats like roses).

In other news, Chimpette’s brother is stuck in Mexico till May, so all of Zamo’s deadbeat distant cousins better pay up as Iggy’s gonna give him a list of outstanding debts to collect. Also, Jeff from Ojai would very much like to see Chimpette in a rhinestone bra and feather headdress but Chimpette ain’t having it.

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