Zamo the Destroyer

June 23, 2019, Posted in Podcasts, No comments

Technical Support Monkey continues to defy Zamo’s color preferences by working on a red quilt and worse, Zamo can’t narc on her to Whatsisface Guitar Dude now that he and Technical Support Monkey are done.

The silver lining is Zamo can now go back to trying to sell her to a Californian with an orange tree, but Technical Support Monkey has her own ideas of how to find a man monkey by taking up golf… despite Zamo’s warnings about the dire consequences of being thought to be a ‘lady golfer.’

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June 11, 2019, Posted in Podcasts, No comments

It’s been a while since there was a show since Zamo needed to keep shunning Technical Support Monkey for getting all uppity and dyeing her hair red and other crimes against Iguanadom.

Since the last show, some uppity gecko type lizard at the Butchart Gardens dared tell Zamo to go back to Mexico, which Zamo took offense to since anyone with a half a brain can tell Zamo is actually from God’s country, Colombia. Even worse, Zamo had to spend time in Victoria for Easter and then some embroidery whatever thingy with Technical Support Monkey, and while there, some crackhead stole the silver gazing mirror ball thingy from Chimpette’s front yard that Zamo used to admire Igself in.

Fortunately Zamo thinks their old neighbor Bob might be just the sort of person who can exact a terrible punishment on...