No show last week due to Zamo needing to shun Technical Support Monkey for her impudence in trying to blame the Sun God for her curtains catching fire (after Iggy was done whipping her with her own iPhone charger cable, of course).
In other news, Technical Support Monkey’s sudden interest in jazz might lead to Zamo being able to squeeze a higher “matchmaker fee” out of Jeff from Ojai, and Chimpette has acquired a new redheaded Barbie that Zamo found sitting in Squeaky Simon Man-Barbie’s lap… but Technical Support Monkey insists that doesn’t actually mean anything.
Meanwhile, Technical Support Monkey and Zamo argue about what Jeff really meant when he told Iggy that Chimpette ought to make sure her rugs and curtains all match.
Millie’s all moved in with Mr. Hydell and refusing to let Zamo steal Mr. Hydell’s gold and silver coins, er: help her organize.
As if that wasn’t bad enough, Technical Support Monkey is learning to salsa dance, but refuses to listen to Iggy’s helpful dance instructions… as if YouTube dance tutorials are a better authority than Zamo.