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The battle over color choices for Technical Support Monkey’s house rages on, with Chimpette refusing to believe it when Zamo tells her God wants her to paint the bathroom green. At least she chose a nice blingy gold light fixture worthy of Trump Tower which Zamo approves of.
In other news, it turns out Mr. Hydell has bought a place down the street and he comes over and describes Technical Support Monkey’s color choices as “a Mexican whorehouse.” Based on that, Zamo figures Chimpette’s garish colors are intended to make Whatsisface Guitar Dude feel at home.
Also, Technical Support Monkey doesn’t know the difference between pounds and kilograms when it comes to either cocaine or mail-order sofas, and Zamo thinks Chimpette’s rug choice has a coded Wikileaks-related meaning.
It’s a new year, but the same old crap as Zamo gets stymied by Technical Support Monkey when Iggy tries to claim the upstairs storage spaces in the name of Iguanadom for a secret upstairs lab in which to experiment on squirrels.
And whatever mental or visual disease that causes Georgie to have such bad taste has clearly spread to Technical Support Monkey, who buys a red chaise and insists on painting things not green.
In other news, Zamo gave Robo Iggy the gift of dignity for Christmas and Chimpette is none too pleased with Robo Iggy’s new Christmas song. Nor is she pleased with the guidance Zamo gives her for her New Year’s resolutions.