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The Zamo the Destroyer Show #203
The Lord hath punished Technical Support Monkey with a squirrel infestation in her attic, and it’s going to cost her $500 to solve the problem.
Unfortunately, Chimpette is insisting on paying that money to an exterminator instead of paying Zamo to catch the squirrels and scramble their brains to create a Zombified Squirrel Army.
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The Zamo the Destroyer Show #200
This week is the 200th episode of the show, but Zamo’s not celebrating, what with the cold temperatures and the only flowers to be found being inedible and poisonous ones like hellebores. Which for some reason inspire Technical Support Monkey to write quasi-competent poetry (but which would be so much better if it was about tasty treats like roses).
In other news, Chimpette’s brother is stuck in Mexico till May, so all of Zamo’s deadbeat distant cousins better pay up as Iggy’s gonna give him a list of outstanding debts to collect. Also, Jeff from Ojai would very much like to see Chimpette in a rhinestone bra and feather headdress but Chimpette ain’t having it.
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