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The Zamo the Destroyer Show #200

This week is the 200th episode of the show, but Zamo’s not celebrating, what with the cold temperatures and the only flowers to be found being inedible and poisonous ones like hellebores. Which for some reason inspire Technical Support Monkey to write quasi-competent poetry (but which would be so much better if it was about tasty treats like roses).

In other news, Chimpette’s brother is stuck in Mexico till May, so all of Zamo’s deadbeat distant cousins better pay up as Iggy’s gonna give him a list of outstanding debts to collect. Also, Jeff from Ojai would very much like to see Chimpette in a rhinestone bra and feather headdress but Chimpette ain’t having it.

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The Zamo the Destroyer Show #198

This week, Zamo and Technical Support Monkey argue about Chimpette’s incessant playing of annoying 80s pop and that “song about an elevator or whatever” which Chimpette insists is some Bonobo dude instead of “Squeaky Simon” from Duran Duran getting his monkey bits caught in his zipper, but she’s not fooling Iggy, no matter how much photographic “evidence” she waves in Zamo’s face.

If that wasn’t bad enough, it turns out Technical Support Monkey’s brother has escaped to sun and fun in Mexico without taking Zamo with him.

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