Zamo spent the last week shunning Technical Support Monkey for getting all uppity and turning her phone off when Iggy was trying to use Skype to tune into ‘The Technical Support Monkey Show’ when there was nothing good on TV.

Zamo would still be shunning the damn chimp were it not for a direct order from Iggy’s dad, who’s had enough of Zamo’s mom spazzing about the lack of podcast updates.

In other news, Zamo is working on getting ‘the retard in the Canadian white house’ to throw Technical Support Monkey in jail for iguanaphobia.

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So far 2018’s shaping up to be a crappy year for Zamo, what with the rain and the snow and the rain again and neither Georgie nor Technical Support Monkey being willing to follow the New Year’s Resolutions Iggy made for them.

On the bright side, Mr. Hydell will be coming by en route to another hunting trip, but in the meantime Zamo has to deal with Georgie hogging the TV to watch the Real Housewife Hookers of New Jersey instead of getting off her ass and going to work.

Even worse, Georgie still hasn’t coughed up Iggy’s share of her real estate profits, as ordered by her Aunt Majorie (via Ouija board.)

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