Technical Support Monkey interrupts Zamo’s efforts to install hidden cameras for ‘Project Georgie Surveillance’ to drag poor Iggy to a local quilt show, where Zamo gives constructive criticism to Chimpette’s friend so next time her quilt will win a ribbon.

Zamo also tries to give Technical Support Monkey a free Spanish lesson so she’ll consider moving to sunny Mexico instead of some white trash town in the Maritimes that gets buried under 5 feet of snow every winter.

Needless to say, Iggy’s efforts to be helpful go unrewarded.

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Zamo Skypes in to yell at Technical Support Monkey over the weekend’s rain and is horrified to see Chimpette’s found a spinning wheel and refuses to admit it will turn her into a spinster.

Zamo also goes to Costco with Georgie and can’t get no satisfaction on the giant TV or new mattress front. Even worse, Georgie won’t let Iggy go wreck havoc in the ‘salad bar’ (read: garden centre) because she’s too cheap to pay for the destruction.

In other news, Georgie seems to be claiming to have a secret boyfriend who visits when Zamo’s out of town, but Ig’s pretty sure he’s just an imaginary man monkey.

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