Zamo’s had another week wasted by Technical Support Monkey dragging her ass on the house hunting front after Chimpette let the solarium house slip through her hands. Instead, Chimpette is busy making noise with her bass and not letting Zamo buy any knives when they go antiquing.

On the upside, at least Zamo has a lead on a divorced dude monkey in California who owns a house with an orange tree in the backyard who Iggy can try to marry Chimpette off to (whether she likes it or not).

Zamo and Technical Support Monkey also argue about Jordan Peterson’s lobsters and how Technical Support Monkey needs to clean her room and the stairs and actually do some cross-stitch designing if she’s gonna keep talking about doing it someday.

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Technical Support Monkey’s dad backed out of helping her buy a really nice house and Chimpette wouldn’t stop crying, leaving Zamo to try to figure out how to make it stop without access to the chocolate cure Mr. Hydell told Ig about. It falls to a reluctant Whatsisface Guitar Dude to fix Chimpette through the power of “uh huh.”

In other news, Zamo vows to be nice to Chimpette for a while to avoid more crying, and they argue about who really killed Kate Spade, and whether or not there are mountain lions in LA.

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