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Technical Support Monkey has managed to avoid a bunch of unnecessary expenses, including university tuition and exterminator fees, but instead of sharing that money with Zamo, she’s keeping it like the selfish chimp bitch she is.
In other news, none of the chimps will comply with Zamo’s demands that they get the sun tattooed on their foreheads, although it turns out Millie already has a sun tattoo somewhere else.
The Lord hath punished Technical Support Monkey with a squirrel infestation in her attic, and it’s going to cost her $500 to solve the problem.
Unfortunately, Chimpette is insisting on paying that money to an exterminator instead of paying Zamo to catch the squirrels and scramble their brains to create a Zombified Squirrel Army.