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Right after going back down to Georgie’s house for Christmas, poor Zamo gets to experience life in a third world shithole thanks to the big power outage caused by a windstorm… which of course would never have happened if Technical Support Monkey had obeyed Iggy and married the guy with the orange tree in his backyard down in Ojai and taken Ig with her.
Even worse than the lack of TV was Georgie and Pierre’s tuneless ukelele and sleighbell Christmas campfire singalong by the fireplace.
In other news, Technical Support Monkey has rats and doesn’t appreciate Zamo’s rat Holocaust jokes. Chimpette also fails to listen to Zamo’s decorating advice.
Zamo’s back after a few weeks of no shows due to the bad weather that is surely Technical Support Monkey’s fault, despite Chimpette’s denials and refusals to right the wrong by moving to the Los Angeles area.
In other news, Chimpette now has her house but won’t listen to Zamo’s helpful color suggestions. She also has a defective cubbyhole desk that’s devoid of secret money compartments for Iggy to pilfer.
Also, Pierre and Georgie pop by for a visit. Pierre has found a job, but sadly has not found his way to be with the other filthy French hippies out in Tofino.