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Zamo talks about eating blueberry pie and learning to make ‘stabby pictures’ with Mrs. Browne with an E’s cross-stitch cult, which Iggy finds rather therapeutic in an imagining-stabbing-Georgie sorta way.
Also, Technical Support Monkey has finished Zamo’s quilt, which gives yet another opportunity to complain about Georgie not keeping her royal bed promises that she insists she never made.
This week Georgie drags Zamo along to a fall fair on one of the Gulf Islands where they meet up with Technical Support Monkey, who still hasn’t finished Zamo’s quilt and who still denies being decrepit and having “old lady hobbies.” Technical Support Monkey also refuses to recognize the quality difference between Colombian and Peruvian exports.
Meanwhile, Zamo and Georgie argue about findng a new more reasonable vet, whether or not Zamo should be allowed to experiment on chipmunks and other small critters, and the real definition of “Nazi.” Plus, Zamo almost succeeds in getting the dirty hippies to lynch Georgie for being a Nazi, but at least Zamo manages to corner Georgie into buying $300 worth of custom-colored yarn.
Zamo also bitches about September and Al Gore’s broken promises and mentions meeting the neighbour lady, Mrs. Browne with an E, who already dislikes Georgie and is quite pliable on the treat front.