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Zamo complains that this outdoorsy bug seems to have infected the whole damn neighborhood STD-style, with the Churchman clan looking forward to snowshoeing, Mr. Hydell looking forward to banging ski bunnies, and Georgie insisting on dragging Zamo out for an autumn nature walk (thereby ruining Zamo’s TV-watching plans). Georgie also plans to go whale watching with money that would be best spent on berry treats for Iggy.
Plus, Zamo tries to write a Last Will and Testament for Technical Support Monkey, but the chimp won’t sign it.
Zamo explains the dangers and evil things that live in the wilderness, but Technical Support Monkey won’t listen to reason.
Also, they argue about the true origins of Italians, plus Alex Jones and the pickle jars.