Zamo finally gets around to answering some fan mail again, sharing Iguana’s wisdom on the meaning of life, what to do if your pet humans want to live in a tiny house, the most likely places to find cash your humans are trying to hide from you, and info on an assortment of face goops chick chimps use in the vain hope of looking less ugly.

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Frustrated by the ongoing January-ness of the new year so far, and with nothing fun to do to pass the time, Zamo takes up writing poetry and composes the greatest poem ever written. Zamo then gets Georgie and Georgie’s doofus ex Wilhelm to take Iggy to a local poetry event to show the human poets (read: losers!) how it’s done.

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