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Zamo relates the terrible tale of last week’s power outage, which is of course Georgie’s fault for not replacing her crappy scratchy cedar trees with nice cherries like Ig’s been ordering her to do for ages.
At least Mr. Hydell’s house was nice and warm and had unguarded blueberry pie.
Also, Santa finally brought Iggy some decent loot, albeit to Technical Support Monkey’s house in an apparent elf/clerical error.
It snowed in Vancouver this week and Zamo’s pretty sure it’s Georgie’s and Technical Support Monkey’s fault.
Even worse, Technical Support Monkey is planning on getting a dog in 2017, even though Zamo told her she’ll get better protection from an Uzi and better couch-cuddling from a man-chimp… if only she’d take Iggy’s dating advice and lie a little.