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The Zamo the Destroyer Show #192
After a failed bid to set up Technical Support Monkey with one of the local Hell’s Angels (hey, what’s more ‘outdoorsy’ and ‘bad boy’ than a Hell’s Angel?), Zamo phones up a variety of local tennis clubs and golf courses to inquire about the number of wealthy eligible man monkeys to sell, er, marry off Technical Support Monkey to. Sadly, none of their dress codes seem to allow for Chimpette to wander aimlessly in hooker heels, a tube top, and booty shorts… whether Chimpette wants to dress like that or not is another matter, of course.
Even worse, Chimpette refuses to learn from Serena Williams’ grunty example how to get a man. So what if you’re not supposed to grunt on the golf course?
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The Zamo the Destroyer Show #191
Technical Support Monkey continues to defy Zamo’s color preferences by working on a red quilt and worse, Zamo can’t narc on her to Whatsisface Guitar Dude now that he and Technical Support Monkey are done.
The silver lining is Zamo can now go back to trying to sell her to a Californian with an orange tree, but Technical Support Monkey has her own ideas of how to find a man monkey by taking up golf… despite Zamo’s warnings about the dire consequences of being thought to be a ‘lady golfer.’
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