This week Zamo gives an example of how to weed out your pet human’s stupider friends who are bad influences on them, namely how posing as Georgie on Facebook made it easy to get rid of Georgie’s psycho friend Marsha. Totally worth the temporary loss of TV privileges.

This week Zamo laments being thwarted in her plan to practise jabbing needles into Georgie under the guise of “acupuncture,” and recounts this year’s run-in with the Fake Santa at the mall.