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Zamo spends St. Patrick’s Day heckling Technical Support Monkey as she watches some dumb chimp concert on YouTube that she keeps insisting isn’t Duran Duran.
Along the way, Zamo learns about the Breeding Season Orange Men of Ireland, who Iggy supposes will make for a back-up plan for marrying off Chimpette if she fails to homewreck a rich man monkey or if Zamo fails to sell her to Jeff from Ojai.
Furthermore, Zamo rebukes Chimpette for ‘playing the flute’ all around town.
It’s starting to get sunnier, but still remains cold, which Zamo interprets as a sign that the Sun God is still displeased with the local humans and Aztec-style sacrifices are in order to change that and bring on the heat.
Sadly, neither of the mayors Ig phones seem willing to listen to reason. Nor will Pierre incorporate an Aztec priest into his latest public art commission to show the locals how it’s done.