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This week is the 200th episode of the show, but Zamo’s not celebrating, what with the cold temperatures and the only flowers to be found being inedible and poisonous ones like hellebores. Which for some reason inspire Technical Support Monkey to write quasi-competent poetry (but which would be so much better if it was about tasty treats like roses).
In other news, Chimpette’s brother is stuck in Mexico till May, so all of Zamo’s deadbeat distant cousins better pay up as Iggy’s gonna give him a list of outstanding debts to collect. Also, Jeff from Ojai would very much like to see Chimpette in a rhinestone bra and feather headdress but Chimpette ain’t having it.
It’s been a quiet week for Zamo back at Georgie’s house with Ig’s TV privileges once again suspended… or it was until Iggy crashed one of the Zoom meetings Pierre has been having for his “government cheese job” and demands the premier give Zamo a million bucks… or at least publicly condemns Georgie’s unjust TV rules.