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Georgie’s going to some stupid artsy fartsy crap in New York this week, so Zamo’s holed up at Technical Support Monkey’s house.
On the way there, Technical Support Monkey drags Zamo in her filthy disgusting car to some needlework shop and Zamo argues with her about polar bears (which Technical Support Monkey insists Iggy is just imagining), the state of chimpette’s car, and whether or not Technical Support Monkey has any hope of ever becoming a “good housewife.”
Technical Support Monkey heads back to Richmond to help her dad pack up the house and Zamo’s pissed she didn’t take Iggy with her to go see the real Santa at Richmond’s also-ran mall.
As if that wasn’t bad enough, Technical Support Monkey denies being a CBC-watching Commie, argues with Zamo about the truth about killer whales, PLUS she makes excuses for Whatsisface Guitar Dude’s refusal to beat up Zamo’s deadbeat cousin Bopinu if that’s what it takes to get Zamo’s $37 back.